Now, I know what you are thinking..."Why the hell is he dressed up in a musketeer suit with a wench on his side"?

Well, every late fall the Renaissance Festival comes to the State of Texas. It is really fun and I highly recommended it. The theme is the medieval ages, and when you go, there are kings, queens, knights and all sorts of other people dressed up to entertain you (they all do cheesy British accents as well).

Anyway, my ex-girlfriend and I went and took this picture.

I did not come out too shabby.